Ok he what when down:
I doing my usual routine like i do everyday. Get up, eat breakfast, then come on DA to chat will all you weirdos XD. After a while Jess came over and asked to hang out. I said sure, mainily cause i was as bored as hell -3-. so we stared walking then all of a sudden we heard some scream from behind us. We turned and guess what? It was those same damn bitches that tried to rape me a while back. I was "Holy shit!" and almost fell. 5 of them were ready to finish what they started, the other one was ready to kick my ass for bitch slapping her tits (umad sis?) Anyway Jess was all like "Ingore them they would dare try anything in public." I was somewhat relaxed knowing that. Then we started to walk away. As soon as we took 9 steps the girls started to talk shit about Jess. Saying she was scared to face them, started mocking her hair and everything. She tried to ingore it like a mature person buuuuuuuut. Keeping her temper under control wasn't really her "specialty" Then the pissed her off after saying shit about her family. Now here is the fin part >;3. She let out maybe the largest scream I have ever heard. Then she fucking charged at them O.O. She was gonna take on 6 chicks at once! I was like "WTF!" She stared taking on the blond chick first. She tackled her ass to the ground XD. Then started falcon punching her in the face. He friends were like "OMG she's punching (i forget her name XD)!" They tried to help but ended up failing. Jess started doing freaking backflips and shit. Kick one chick in the neck. Poke another in the eye. Then bite other one's leg. Half the neighborhood was watching this. Then i was thinking "I live in a fucked up place. What kind of people watch a 14 year old girl beat the titties off some other chicks and don't do shit?" The fight lasted for about 6 mins then she kicked all 6 on the ground and then yelled "GTFO!!!" Then like mouses they ran away. Then she looked at all the people in there houses watching then said: "What the fuck are you looking at! You want a piece of this?!" Then everyone ran. I has this face after everything i just saw:
. The she flipped her hair, walk towards me and said: "Shall we continue?" I was like O_____O. Then i said: "Jess can i hire you to be my bodyguard XD?" Then she gave me a punch in the arm, laughed then said: "Oh shut up you."
After it started getting late we headed home. Then when we were like a block from my house we saw some bugs. No not any bugs these bugs were having sex OoO. I was like "What the shit!" One bug was on top the other and was giving to the other one XD. I was like "O.O" Then We slowly walked passed them and pretended we didn't see anything XDDD.
When i got home my grandma and aunt and older cousin were in my house. They came over from a visit. I sat down and just didn't say anything. Then my mom asked if i wanted something to drink i said "ok" and when to the fridge to get a fruit barrel (a fruit drink) Then my mom was like. "No get a soda, that fruit stuff has too much suger." I was like ">.> ok fine" and then got one. The my sis was like "Mom are you for real?" My mom was like "What?" Then my sis said: "You just told Domingo (my rl name) to get a soda cause it has less suger then a fruit juice." Then.... ya know what imma rp the conversation so you can understand better XD.
Mom: Yeah cause it does have less suger.
Sister: No it doesn't the fruit juice has less it's just water XD
Me: are we really getting into this >.>
Cousin: *laughs* XD
Sister: *gets the juice and shows how much suger it has*
Mom: (she mad cause she was wrong) XD
So while they finished that. My grandma started talking about how her dauther (my aunt) was crazy cause she hit her ex husband with her car. Then my aunt said this
"Ahhh no no no. Here's what happened i told him not to cross the street til he saw my car pass him. He didn't listen and got hit. All i remember was his body sliding on the top of my car. Then i drove home. Though about if he is dead or not. So i came back and saw he was alive, took him to the hospital, He got a broken hand but we were back together 2 weeks later."
I started laughing then fell out my set XDDDDD. Few hours later they left and here i am now in my bed telling yo all this. .3. So yeah that's what happened today in my life. Fuck up isn't it?